In our show, there's usually a comeuppance. Or, if not, it's an anti-ending. And you're supposed to get that.

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals.

With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'

The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.

Anybody in television lives under grinding deadlines.

The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show, but we also know that’s what we have to do.

That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

Sometimes we come up with something great, but a lot of times it just feels like work.

I'm concerned about people being happy.

Sometimes it's hard for me to understand that people can believe in me, that they can trust that I'll be anything more than the sum of the skeletons in my closet. But I can be. And I am.

The writing is important, but the way you say the line and the pause you give it, the facial expression - all of that is very important.

If I can acquire money and also keep myself modest and faithful and magnanimous, point out the way, and I will acquire it.

We have trials to face because our Heavenly Father loves us. His purpose is to help us qualify for the blessing of living with Him and His Son, Jesus Christ, forever in glory and in families.

There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.

Usability rules the web. Simply stated, if the customer can't find a product, then he or she will not buy it.

Rise above principal and do what's right.

A great man may commence life in a hovel.

The trick to defending Kentucky's home court is....better defending