In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

He wore his hope like a winter coat, layered over the top of all of him.

Once you decide to do right, life is easy, there are no distractions.

The successful person is the individual who forms the habit of doing what the failing person doesn't like to do.

I like a lot of other music and listen to a lot of other music, but one of the greatest things about the Grateful Dead is they played all the time.

Rapid population growth and technological innovation, combined with our lack of understanding about how the natural systems of which we are a part work, have created a mess.

We only have one life to live. Since everybody has the potential to be successful, I hope we'll all take an action and actually live it.

The fixed determination to have acquired the warrior soul, to either conquer or perish with honor, is the secret of victory.

If art is to survive it must describe and express people, their lives and times.

Waka Flocka is a product, a franchise, a brand, a label. And a good guy!