In prayer we call ourselves 'worms of the dust' but it is only on a sort of tacit understanding that the remark shall not be taken at par.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

One of the differences between some successful and unsuccessful people is that one group is full of doers, while the other is full of wishers.

Who knows the secrets of anybody’s heart.

Let the enemy fall by their swords. Words not worth reading die their own death. But our Words will be Told!

Can you fall for someone because you're lazy?

Wretches hang that jurymen may dine.

Entertainment, really, is a dying industry.

When reached for comment on the charges, Martha didn't say much, (only) that a subpoena should be served with a nice appetizer.

I don't see myself necessarily having a burning desire to write a symphony.

Love might have expanded her. But we are not all of us going to get loved. We are not all of us going to get expanded.

Let no one mourn that he has fallen again and again; for forgiveness has risen from the grave.