In real football, I wouldn't want Terrell Owens anywhere near my team. But you're nuts if you don't take him in fantasy.

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

My number one beauty secret is to stay true to yourself and figure out what works best for your body.

Time destroyed Is suicide, where more than blood is spilt.

Gentlemen, I fervently trust that before long the principle of arbitration may win such confidence as to justify its extension to a wider field of international differences.

And they discovered something very interesting: when it comes to walking, most of the ant's thinking and decision-making is not in its brain at all. It's distributed. It's in its legs.

I get letters from little girls begging me to adopt them.

Procrastination is the best action against putting an ankle bracelet on future.

One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.

Everybody that is just is called to form part of the Kingdom of Heaven-whether they be Buddhas, Jews, or Atheists-as long as they are good.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.