In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

So many times in my life, people have tried to make me a failure.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

The photography is not the aim of the work; the articulation of the work through photography is another way of understanding what's going on and what's happening outside.

If you're going to be truly successful, then set yourself apart from everyone else. Go beyond the limits of what classifies the average person and be exceptional.

Man cannot produce a single work without the assistance of the slow, assiduous, corrosive worm of thought.

His last words, according to De Morgan: Man follows only phantoms.

The Lord did not tell us to build beautiful churches, but to evangelize the world

Where you begin doesn't matter. Your willingness to start is what counts.

You don't make solo albums to have hits.

The rich get richer and the poor get the picture. I think this Occupy Wall Street thing is great.