In real life, you care about other people, but at the end of the day you're like, "I'm acting upon whatever it is that I want or need."

It's not that weird, but when I was in Peru, I ate a guinea pig. If you're going to eat guinea pig, you call it cuy. Cute word for such a cute little animal that I ate a few times.

Oftentimes the shows that don't work help you get it right.

Contrary to widespread belief, I do know something about science.

I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That's my favorite version of a sea creature.

I'm sure there are people who say like, "I was wearing weird emo eyeliner," but there's something pretty embarrassing about the jazz phase.

I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.

Whether it's corporate investigations or comedy, there are certain inherent truths to trying to get what you want while trying to be a decent person doing it.

I was, like, a history major, and I minored in art and Spanish, but I found myself gravitating toward media studies as time went on.

Sometimes shows suffer from having many cooks in the kitchen.

I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane.

A system is corrupt when it is strictly profit-driven, not driven to serve the best interests of its people.

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.

They looked at one another, and their hearts died within them.

So when you start touring, women are definitely going to check you out first.

Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas.

I want to be a cheerleader for women who have never even considered running for office or being involved in a campaign, but who in the quietness of their hearts might think, 'Why not me?'

Doing small things with love is the atom of bravery.

A more or less accurate measure of class in America is TV size: the bigger your TV, the lower your class.

Make no friendship with an elephant keeper If you have no room to entertain an elephant

The worst of all fears is the fear of living