In reality I feel as horrified as a ghetto Jew watching the rise of National Socialism.

Once a decision is made to be tasteful and risk-free, all spark, soul, variety, sleaze, spontaneity and fun go right out the window

Right now, the economy is a whole lot like a fairly good-looking brain-dead chick in a persistent vegetative coma. You can't really wake her up, but there's things she's still good for.

Stop pathetically believing that you deserve fame or fame deserves you. It's yucky, and it's only making you miserable, so stop.

If Jesus is on Tim Curran's side and Occy is Jesus, who gets to win?

Your greatest responsibility is to live a life that nourishes your highest truth.

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy’s lap was already creepy enough. We didn’t need to mix alcohol into it.

If we get everything that we want we will soon want nothing that we get.

That lad must have been born offside.

I do think everything that happens in American pop culture sort of prescribes for England and does end up happening there six months later, maybe a year.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

Artists want to sell their work, sure. But they aren't out there asking questions about what people want and what they don't want, now are they?

Then worms shall try That long preserved virginity, And your quaint honor turn to dust, And into ashes all my lust. The grave's a fine and private place But none, I think, do there embrace.

I had one really memorable line. It was all the words you're not allowed to say on the airwaves, so it's one long list of swear words. I knew it anyway, because I was a huge George Carlin fan.

Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.