In revenge and in love, woman is more barbarous than man.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

There is always madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.

There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know, and those who want to believe.

I was in darkness, but I took three steps and found myself in paradise. The first step was a good thought, the second, a good word; and the third, a good deed.

There will always be rocks in the road ahead of us. They will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how you use them.

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.

Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

Realize your purpose and carry it out boldly

If antimatter and matter make contact, both are destroyedinstantly. Physicists call the process ‘annihilation.

Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

Imagination is the light by which we can penetrate new worlds of thought and experience.

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you.

The Lord takes care of his own, but church trustees still put lightning rods on the steeple.

Failure to die is always appreciated.

Work hard. Believe in yourself. It's not the publicity that sells the clothes, it's the woman.

The abstract, unreal freedom of the liberal intellect was really nothing more than childish disobedience, amplified into anarchy.