In short, if your body or mind Or your soul or your purse come to grief, You need only get drunk, and you'll find Complete and immediate relief.

Birthdays? yes, in a general way; For the most if not for the best of men: You were born (I suppose) on a certain day: So was I: or perhaps in the night: what then?

The time comes when our hearts sink utterly; When we remember Deirdre and her tale, And that her lips are dust.

I saw God! Do you doubt it? Do you dare to doubt it? I saw the Almighty Man! His hand Was resting on a mountain!

Republic of the West, Enlightened, free, sublime, Unquestionably best Production of our time.

To see Good Tennis! What divine joy Can fill our leisure, or our minds employ? Let other people play at other things; The King of Games is still the Game of Kings.

straightway like a bell Came low and clear The slow, sad murmur of the distant seas

If we can repair things emotionally, a lot of other things would follow.

Like cubic zirconia, I only look real. I'm an imposter. The fact is, I am not like other people.

And the revelation was a little like what saints receive on mountains - a further chapter in the history of the mystery.

[On being told party guests were ducking for apples:] There, but for a typographical error, is the story of my life.

People wanted to have fun more than they wanted to learn from their music, and that's where the shift started to happen.

I lost part of myself to him then, and a soaring sense of freedom revealed that this must have been my purpose from the first: to become a part of Phineas.

To furnish the means of acquiring knowledge is the greatest benefit that can be conferred upon mankind. It prolongs life itself, and enlarges the sphere of existence.

Vanity is great motivation, to be fair.

Joking is a barrier between man and the world. Joking is the enemy of love and poetry.

The reason why we obtain no more in prayer is because we expect no more. God usually answers us according to our own hearts.