In show business, more showgirls are kept than promises.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Man's thought is always of the punishment that will come to him if he sins. God's thought is always of the glory man will miss if he sins. God's purpose for redemption is glory, glory, glory.

No nation ever had an army large enough to guarantee it against attack in time of peace, or ensure it of victory in time of war.

Sometimes I wish that I could go into a time machine right now and just look at my self and say, 'Calm down. Things are gonna be fine. Things are gonna be all great. Just relax.'

I believe that pluralistic secularism, in the long run, is a more deadly poison than straightforward persecution.

Towards the avoidance of a piece of verbal confusion: What is intended to be actively destroyed must first of all have been firmly grasped; what crumbles away crumbles away, but cannot be destroyed.

The bad thing of war is, that it makes more evil people than it can take away.

Sincerity is the way to heaven; to think how to be sincere is the way of man.

The tradition you have at the University of Texas is like no other.

The problem is that people think faith is something to be admired. In fact, faith means you believe in something for which you have no evidence.

My life has always been unplanned. So when something comes along, I feel like, Why not give it a try? It's fun to experiment like that.