In show business, you get chewed up and spit out.

If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.

This is a business. Be smart. Choose wisely.

I'm attracted to how fraught the parent-child relationship is, swerving so easily between love and hostility, with almost no plausible way to end, unless someone dies.

I've always been a big thinker that the more international competition that we create through sports the better relationships we'll have with countries.

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.

We need to believe that we're good people, and we'll do just about anything to maintain that perception.

If Michael Steele doesn't make you sad, well, then there's radio host Rush Limbaugh, no longer content with wanting the President to fail, Rush is now calling out Mr. Obama as a girly man.

Skill is less important than awareness.

Nothing that’s worthwhile is ever easy. Remember that.

Everything has sprung from immortal life and is vibrating with life, for life is immense!

I couldn't believe I hit .342. I hit .333 one month in Triple-A. Otherwise, I hit .279 in the minor leagues. I'm proud of myself.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?