In some respects the better a book is, the less it demands from the binding.

Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.

All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

The greatest pleasure I know, is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident.

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

How some they have died, and some they have left me, And some are taken from me; all are departed; All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

I have had playmates, I have had companions; In my days of childhood, in my joyful school days - All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

A poor relation—is the most irrelevant thing in nature.

How convalescence shrinks a man back to his pristine stature! where is now the space, which he occupied so lately, in his own, in the family's eye?

For God's sake (I never was more serious) don't make me ridiculous any more by terming me gentle-hearted in print.

God called you because He has implicit confidence in you

Paint me perfect poetry.

Sweep the broomOver sand and stone.Softly, gently, Brush away the dust.Listen to the leavesAs they sing in the tree.Peace fills the soulWhen living well.

Our first stage of existence is truly honored by the magnificent view of our destination.

Our knowledge can only be finite, while our ignorance must necessarily be infinite.

Rob a neighbour with a smile.

The Holocaust industry has always been bankrupt. What remains is to openly declare it so. The time is long past to put it out of business.

If then you remain constant in faith in the face of trial, the Lord will give you peace and rest for a time in this world, and forever in the next.

I am an entertainer. Cinema is entertainment. It is nothing more than that.

Have caviar if you like, but it tastes like herring to me.