In some ways, you know, people that don't exist, are much nicer than people that do.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

If I had to write a book on morality, it would have a hundred pages and ninety-nine would be blank. On the last page I should write: "I recognize only one duty, and that is to love.

there were worse things than feeling guilty, like feeling dead.

Friends are the true Sceptres of Princes.

The only war is the war against the imagination.

The desire to die was my one and only concern; to it I have sacrificed everything, even death.

Good people drink good beer.

A lonely man is a lonesome thing, a stone, a bone, a stick, a receptacle for Gilbey's gin, a stooped figure sitting at the edge of a hotel bed, heaving copious sighs like the autumn wind.

Reflection in the mirror makes reality look at you

The essence of forgiveness is seeing our humanness and seeing that we all have our limitations and follies.

A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not Christian. This is not in the Gospel.