In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Champions are made from something they have deep inside of them-a desire, a dream, a vison.

Curiosity and the urge to solve problems are theemotional hallmarks of our species

Whoever dedicates his life to searching out particular connections of nature will spontaneously be confronted with the question how they harmoniously fit into the whole.

We can beat anyone on our day - so long as we score.

Selecting a stroke is like selecting a wife. To each his own.

You go from high school, to the NBA, and you're thrown in the fire.

I have a scar on my right arm from my ex-husband. He was cooking and he had a hot pot and he turned around and went right into my arm.

I was really excited to have the opportunity to make Fiddler.

This world is a vast unbroken totality, a deep solidarity joins its contrary powers.

Life flows on over death as water closes over a stone dropped into a pool. ... Fate is certain; death is certain; but the courage and nobility of men and women matter more than these.