In statesmanship get formalities right never mind about the moralities.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Do not forget to care for your body, soul and spirit.

I'm encouraging kids to use computers at their own pace to build aspirations.

I don't find these technical things like flowers and chocolates romantic at all. I think Valentine's Day makes no sense.

Build other females up and only compete with yourself.

Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual

I am always humbled by the infite ingenuity of the Lord, who can make a red barn cast a blue shadow.

Women should be someone and not something.

The European Union spends most of its time either suing me, torturing me, criticizing me or condemning me for lowering the cost of air travel all over Europe.

It is not what you do, but what you stop doing that matters.

Proposition IX. Radiant light consists in Undulations of the Luminiferous Ether.