In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

I can feel myself dying inside.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

Because sometimes in life, sweetheart. The bad guys win-Ford 'Blame It on the Pain

If you change your diet, someone will call you a traitor.

Don't compare yourself to others you have no idea what their journey is all about.

I came from this very traditional background and I benefited hugely from feminism. I felt privileged going to university and doing a PhD. Most people of my background don't get to do that.

My plan will also help reduce the cost of child care by allowing parents to fully deduct the average cost of child care spending from their taxes.

Do what's in front of you as well as possible. Keep going until you realize what you're best at.

What they're not doing is marketing the Dead Kennedys in the spirit of what the band stood for.

What we prefer to read is sort of like sexual preference, you like what you like. Most of the time you have no clue why.

Knowing that you're crazy doesn't make the crazy things stop happening.

I do have a very, very big problem with someone who saw me coming and exploited me as a mascot.