In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Nothing can dim the light which shines from within.

So teach us to number our days that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom.

The way to rise is to obey and please.

Let us not deceive ourselves we must elect world peace or world destruction.

I think the days of working with producers in the conventional sense are over for me.

I love intricate plotting and exciting twists, but I realize more that people enjoy a good story in a simple, focused way.

Ask not from whence I came for the gravity of the future pulls me ever forward.

When you find your spiritual gift, God will give you an opportunity to use it.

Let anxious anticipation evolve into effective preparation

Happy is he who causes a scandal