In the United Nations, when China entered, we voted on the same position, and since then we have maintained the same position, that position has not changed.

Abolish the Loyal League and the Ku Klux Klan; let us come together and stand together.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen.

We have but one flag, one country; let us stand together. We may differ in color, but not in sentiment.

We are born on the same soil, breathe the same air, live on the same land, and why should we not be brothers and sisters?

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the part of a damn scoundrel, and if you were any part of a man I would slap your jaws and force you to resent it.

Nobody kills me and lives to tell about it.

Cord blood stem cell units have been shown to be a suitable alternative to adult bone marrow for the treatment of many diseases, including sickle cell anemia.

Almonds. Apricots. Avocadoes. Some peaches I don't know. Grapefruit. Lemones. Probably oranges.

Books are great meals for the mind!

The achievement of one goal should be the starting point of another.

They say, 'The coward dies many times'; so does the beloved. Didn't the eagle find a fresh liver to tear in Prometheus every time it dined?

IF YOU WOULD BE FREE OF GREED, FIRST YOU HAVE TO LEAVE EGOTISM BEHIND. THE BEST MENTAL EXERCISE FOR RELINQUISHING EGOTISM IS CONTEMPLATING IMPERMANENCE.

I was never blinded by the American dream. I have my own dreams. You know what I'm saying? The Joey dream.

A lot of people probably say I'm stupid, and they're probably right, because there are people who take days off who are still in the league, and I'm not.

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.

To the discovered, the discoverer can be a god.