In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

What they didn't want to believe, what they tried repeatedly to dismiss, was that whatever good and evil existed in the world came from within themselves and not from some abstract source.

When something really bad is going on in a culture, the average guy doesn’t see it. He can’t. He’s average. And is surrounded by and immersed in the cant and discourse of the status quo.

Little prigs and three-quarter madmen may have the conceit that the laws of nature are constantly broken for their sakes.

He that hath a head of waxe must not walke in the sunne. [He that hath a head of wax must not walk in the sun.]

This means the world to me that you guys are here with me celebrating with me. Thank you. Thank you. I can’t express it enough.

He who has learned to love an art or science has wisely laid up riches against the day of riches.

It's so, so stupid what we do to ourselves because we're afraid. It's so stupid.

I'm not trying to kill you, I only want to make you stronger

If children hear fine music from the day of their birth and learn to play it, they develop sensitivity, discipline and endurance. They get a beautiful heart.

Thinking that other people might be better than you is what makes you Canadian, not American.