In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.

Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.

If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.

Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.

Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.

A lot of really big trees had died to make that desk. His mother had probably gnawed them down, used her nails to saw the boards, and finished the decorative cutwork with her tongue.

Once you know the truth, it's always obvious

That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?

What this world doesn't have is the three-wishes, go-to-the-ball-and-meet-your-prince, happily-ever-after kind of magic. We have all the mangling and malevolent kinds. Who *invented* this system?

Be an artist

INTIMACY, n. A relation into which fools are providentially drawn for their mutual destruction.

Just a reminder, if you tell anyone about what happened with Jonah last night, I'll destroy all of my writing and never play music again.

We're all going overnight express delivery straight to Hell.

It would be foolish, in forming our expectations, to attach great weight to matters which are very uncertain.

It is not new continents the earth needs, but new men.

One thing that served me well with clients was that you back your winners and you back your losers.

Liberals are people who think that being tough on crime means longer suspended sentences.

I need not hate any man; he cannot hurt me. I need not flatter any man; he has nothing to give me.