In the battle of faith, money is usually the last stronghold to fall.

If you have no problems at your job you don't have a job you've got a hobby.

Atheism is easy in fair weather.

Let every man remember that to violate the law, is to trample on the blood of his father, and to tear the character of his own, and his children's liberty.

I actually gained 30 pounds [for the episode], and I haven't lost all of it yet so I haven't been like "I gained 30 pounds!" Because I don't know if people can tell the difference.

I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.

From hence, let fierce contending nations know, what dire effects from civil discord flow.

When a man's life is at stake no delay is too long. [Lat., Nulla unquam de morte cunctatio longa est.]

I don't even know if it's possible, but if it were, I'd like to make those kinds of old movies where the women were articulate and intelligent and flawed and witty.

The plague of government is senile delinquency.

Realism is something we practice when we aren't feeling very well. When we don't feel up to the extra effort.

The less people know, the more they yell.

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.