In the beginning God said, the four-dimensional divergence of an antisymmetric, second rank tensor equals zero, and there was light, and it was good. And on the seventh day he rested.

All kids are born geniuses, but are crushed by society.

What is the universe? The universe is a symphony of vibrating strings...we are nothing but melodies. We are nothing but cosmic music played out on vibrating strings and membranes.

The human brain has 100 billion neurons, each neuron connected to 10 thousand other neurons. Sitting on your shoulders is the most complicated object in the known universe.

If you could meet your grandkids as elderly citizens in the year 2100 … you would view them as being, basically, Greek gods… that's where we're headed.

It's pointless to have a nice clean desk, because it means you're not doing anything.

Music is the voice of God traveling through ten-dimensional hyperspace.

What do oil company executives, vampires and NASA bureaucrats all have in common? They fear solar energy.

Common sense has no place in Quantum Mechanics.

I believe we exist in a multiverse of universes.

We have the media, which is such a waste in the sense that you can actually feel your IQ get lower as you watch TV.

Real friends were the kind where you pick up where you’d left off, whether it be a week since you’d seen each other or two years.

There's no such thing as quitting. Just sometimes there's a longer pause between relapses.

Maybe the standards should be higher to be an officer. People will say there area high standards, but clearly they're not high enough.

I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away.

We are really on track for a soft landing. There are no balloons popping.

While every human being has a capacity for love, its realization is one of the most difficult achievements.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

You get to the big leagues, and you think, 'Can I do this stuff?' Then you take the first pitch down the middle for Strike 1, and you think, 'I could have hit that.'

It is only in his head that man is heroic; in the pit of his stomach he is always a coward.

The difference between a movie star and a movie actor is this - a movie star will say, 'How can I change the script to suit me?' and a movie actor will say. 'How can I change me to suit the script?'