In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him. And Man gave unto God a multitude of names, that he might be Lord over the earth when it was suited to man.

You were bred for humanity and sold to society. One day you'll wake up in the present day, a million generations removed from the expectations of being who you really want to be.

To tell the truth, I'd scare me too.

How can you laugh when your mother's hungry? How can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong?

Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool.

My words are a whisper, your deafness a shout.

In the beginning Man created God: and in the image of Man created he him.

Jump up, look around, find yourself some fun. No sense in sitting there hating everyone.

He hears the silence howling catches angels as they fall, and the all time winner has got him by the fun.

Who would be a poor man, a beggar man, a thief, if he held a rich man in his hand?

She's a nice girl, but her bad girl's better.

Being positive reckons the unexpected.

I firmly disbelieve that one has to be a tortured soul to write good music.

I'm just looking for material that excites me more than any specific genre. It just needs to be good.

But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be lost! So thanks to me you're all standing on land." (Pirates, its a good thing they're idiots)

If you really want people to pay attention to how you feel, you need to express your feelings in language that's worth reading.

Sometimes I think it's easier to think about being happier, for what ever that means to you then worrying about what is happiness and what would life be if I finally achieved this ultimate happiness?

I'm lucky. I've worked with extremely talented women who won't sacrifice comedy to make themselves look better.

Immortality is the best recollection one leaves.

What I really like to learn how to do is to build sentences that are equal to mental states.

A marriage can go wrong at any time.