In the beginning, yes. I didn't like it because I wanted people to know me by Gabriel Iglesias, not by Fluffy.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

A man and woman in search of something are always blown apart, but it's the same wind that blows them.

It is necessary to understand who you are

The utility of perseverance in absurdity is more than I could ever discern. Edmund Burke

He loved her. And she loved him. And in such bliss does devastation grow.

Either the key to a man's wallet is in his heart, or the key to a man's heart is in his wallet. So, unless you express your charity, you are locked inside your greed.

You've got to be tough to win.

Face your fear, empty yourself, trust your own voice, let go of control, have faith in outcomes, connect with a larger purpose, derive meaning from the struggle.

The best way to raise a child is to LAY OFF!

Iran is the only country in the world that's threatening to erase another country from the map as part of a collective genocide.

People ... have tried to evoke God or devil to justify them in what their glands insisted upon.