In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Sure, we thought the acresThat we tilled were sacred, But how could we have knownThat wheat can haunt like ghosts

The private terror of the liberal spirit is invariably suicide not murder.

There's a reason people use CGI: it's cheaper and faster. I hate that.

I respect a lot of people I don't agree with.

Misunderstandings and neglect occasion more mischief in the world than malice and wickedness.

Sweden was very nice. I did a lot of television. I wrote, directed and was in a lot of television there.

The movie stars and matinee idols are put into the public domain by photography. They become dreams that money can buy. They can be bought and thumbed more easily than public prostitutes.

...That it's making a dare to the world and when has the world ever let us win a dare?" ~pg 423

The smallest task, well done, becomes a miracle of achievement

Comedy comes from conflict, from hatred.