In the eleventh century obese English king William the Conqueror took to bed and consumed nothing but alcohol to shed pounds, a practice many of his countrymen seem to continue to this day.

It's not that success is guaranteed that we go to war. It's because it is the only alternative we have left to avoid annihilation

Trying to meet new women, it's always a little more difficult as opposed to calling somebody I knew that's single and trying to rebuild that connection.

My life is a contribution.

Fairness is not even an issue [on penalty taking]

Bob Dylan started out as a folk rip- off but he quickly ran with complex influences and it ended up to be his own sound.

Money doesn't make you special, it makes you lucky. Be generous, be crazy, be outrageous.

Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!

When I asked you if you wanted to, I was not testing your courage. I was testing your wisdom.

The world will be solved by millions of small things.

Know what your sin is and confess it; but do not imagine that you have approved yourself a penitent by confessing sin in the abstract.