In the end, it's all about perseverance.

The functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.

The whisper of the dusk is night shedding its husk.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.

The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion.

Most people tend to think the best of those who are blessed with beauty; we have difficulty imagining that physical perfection can conceal twisted emotions or a damaged mind.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

Given my heritage and the ordeal of my childhood, I sometimes wonder why I myself am not insane. Maybe I am.

You are not a burden, an accident, or a mistake. You are meant for amazing things that you can't even imagine for yourself.

And each book has to receive your best effort every single time. No slacking.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Donald Trump has a lot of supporters with a deep hatred of Hillary Clinton and access to incredibly powerful lethal weapons.

My favorite episode of Stargate? All of them! My favorite episode of Parker Lewis? All of them!

True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure.

I have a lot of pleasures but I don't feel guilty about them.

When a person tells others "Be good," he conveys to his hearers the feeling that he is good and they are not.

I fight because it allows me to face my fears head on, and conquer those fears one by one.

I want to be as though new-born, knowing nothing, absolutely nothing about Europe.