In the end there doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Actually, I'm an overnight success. But it took twenty years.

The problem with this generation is they are so quick to define who they are in the process of searching. It is their need for immediate acceptance that keeps them from exploring further.

The Dark Knight 2008, favourite character Joker always in the right face and showing all humans in one character. A character died from characters!

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

Pickups, S.U.V.'s, vans and the like represent about 80 million vehicles, with mileage of perhaps 13 to 16 miles per gallon. Converting those should be our first priority.

The poets have familiarized more people with history than have the historians.

Im off to race around the world - a race against time and two men. I know I can beat time. I hope I can beat the men.

Our stars are quite notorious. I mean, they don't show up on time. This is, you know, something which is very, very annoying.

Some things hurt, you know, and there's pain. But we magnify the suffering of it often, I think, by our reactions.