In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

To reject the Word of God is forsake the holy grace.

A man convinced against his will Is of the same opinion still

Only in art will the lion lie down with the lamb, and the rose grow without thorn.

The truth was always out there, you just had to find it.

To feel envy is human, to savour schadenfreude is devilish.

Success doesn't mean the absence of failures; it means the attainment of ultimate objectives.

I have often heard it said that the United States is isolated and is not interested in European affairs. I assure you that this is not the case.

The reason men rule is because women let them.

Prayer must emanate from the heart, where God resides, and not from the head where doctrines and doubts clash.

Please, Achimou? (Tory) You are the only being who’s ever called me that. (Acheron) Well, I’d call you babycakes, but I think that might offend you even more. (Tory)