In the end you regret less the things you believed that weren't true than the things that never came true because you didn't believe.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

...people quote proverbs without realizing they're really in awe of the authority of their truth and the power of their expression...

Must this with farce and folly rack myhead unpunish'd ? that with sing-song, Whine me dead?

You want to be extra rigorous about making the best possible thing you can. Find everything that's wrong with it and fix it.

Nothing is so obvious that it's obvious.

No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.

Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to people.

The heyday of video music was the mid 80's.

There is nothing more dangerous in the spiritual life, than to wish to rule ourselves after our own way of thinking.

I believe that if you do what you love, things tend to fall in place.

What evidence would you need to see to change your mind about this?