In the faculty of writing nonsense, stupidity is no match for genius.

A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

You may talk of the tyranny of Nero and Tiberius; but the real tyranny is the tyranny of your next-door neighbor.

A severe though not unfriendly critic of our institutions said that the cure for admiring the House of Lords was to go and look at it.

The best reason why Monarchy is a strong government is, that it is an intelligible government. The mass of mankind understand it, and they hardly anywhere in the world understand any other.

Progress would not have been the rarity it is if the early food had not been the late poison.

Royalty is a government in which the attention of the nation is concentrated on one person doing interesting actions.

Nothing is more unpleasant than a virtuous person with a mean mind.

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.

It is often said that men are ruled by their imaginations; but it would be truer to say they are governed by the weakness of their imaginations.

A Parliament is nothing less than a big meeting of more or less idle people.

Every child should be taught how to think, read and write.

One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.

we are like puppets synchronized by god........

You can't believe what a lovely planet we have until you see her from outside.

I've said all along that God is in control.

I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker... I can be romantic, but not too sickly.

I'm not the American Nightmare. I am the American Dream!

I get tired of singing to the guys I beat up in motion pictures.

I respect people who promote the way they feel sexually

If you have to prove you are worthy of credit, your credit is already gone.