In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Books have souls. Or so romantics like me tend to think.

Everything okay?”“I’m not sure, but it’s not shittier, so that’s something.”She laughed. “Still an optimist.

I love being alone when I Know Somebody make you smile.

In the darkest of nights, there is only one thing on your mind--should I be required to stand before the Almighty, will I find myself in His favor?

I don't trust words. I trust pictures.

We believe that human happiness requires freedom and that freedom requires limited government.

...everyone was right about you- prove them wrong.

Don't live like there's no tomorrow because tomorrow always comes.

You may have occasion to possess or use material things, but the secret of life lies in never missing them.

Real Revolution Starts At Learning, If You're Not Angry, Then You Are Not Paying Attention.