In the husband wisedome, in the wife gentlenesse. [In the husband wisdom, in the wife gentleness.]

The best mirror is an old friend.

A great dowry is a bed full of brables. [A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.]

The honey is sweet, but the Bee stings.

You cannot make a windmill go with a pair of bellows.

A good mother is worth hundreds of schoolmasters.

The eyes have one language everywhere.

Help thyself, and God will help thee.

A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread.

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

Thou who hast given so much to me, give me one more thing... a grateful heart!

Working for your boss doesn’t make you rich, it only makes your boss richer from your sweat.

We must practice the Presence of God. Jesus said, “Lo, I am with you always” [Matthew 28:20]. Remember, Christ is always near us.

I made this story up to make me feel better. Now I'm writing it down. It's not true.

MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.

Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution.

Psychoanalysts seem to be long on information and short on application.

I would like to maximize the level of human choice in the medical field...The choice of a treatment in many ways is like the exercise of religion.

I've learned from people, being in the weird situations that I get in. Like, dressed as my mom kissing Seth Rogen - that's a thing that happened.

I would never belong to any club that excluded anybody for race.

Hunger, love, vanity, and fear. There are four great motives of human action.