In the kingdome of blind men the one ey'd is king. [In the kingdom of blind men the one eyed is king.]

The best mirror is an old friend.

A great dowry is a bed full of brables. [A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.]

The honey is sweet, but the Bee stings.

You cannot make a windmill go with a pair of bellows.

A good mother is worth hundreds of schoolmasters.

The eyes have one language everywhere.

Help thyself, and God will help thee.

A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread.

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

Thou who hast given so much to me, give me one more thing... a grateful heart!

No dirt can touch me, like an ocean, everything that comes to me becomes clean.

You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.

my life is just waiting for you to get started.

Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.

The Harley's got a little too much torque when it comes to jumping.

I have only to let myself go! So I have said all my life, yet I have never fully done it.

I guess karma comes back around 'cause now I'm the one that's hurting

If we do not help a man in trouble, it is as if we caused the trouble.

If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'

I'm the maknae. All my clothes are picked by my stylist because I don't have an eye for fashion.