In the long run, the sharpest weapon of all is a kind and gentle spirit.

There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and foget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity.

You are all made of real poop.

Humans have come into being for the sake of each other, so either teach them, or learn to bear them.

If it’s going to be a world with no time for sentiment, it’s not a world that I want to live in.

People always want the bad guy to pay for his sin, until they're him.

It’s not what you are that counts, it’s what they think you are.

Aslan's instructions always work; there are no exceptions.

It doesn't matter which leg of your table you make first, so long as the table has four legs and will stand up solidly when you have finished it.

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'

Anything I have ever learned of any consequence, I have learned from Black people. I have never been bored by any Black person, ever.

I am recognized a lot for Clueless, but I am recognized a great deal for The Princess Bride. I dont know... maybe everybody who has seen that movie just goes out on the street.

I see in Communism the focus of the concentrated evil of our time.