In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls.

I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's Ellen DeGeneres world, and it's all guys! It's now switched.

I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people and they're so much fun to do.

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

I like football. I like baseball. When the pitcher and the batter start fighting, that's the best.

The process of discovering your fearless self is of refinement, not adding. The best way to reconnect with your freedom is to look at the rules you have that govern your freedom.

People with responsibility and people without responsibility are sorry for each other.

Every time I plant a seed, He say kill it before it grow, he say kill it before they grow.

We're achieving better marbling and better flavor with old world wisdom that's been passed down for generations but we're still using technology.

To the lazy man the world appears bereft of all blessings; if poor, he has no friends; if rich, he has no ambition; he aims at nothing, and generally hits his mark.

I was never anorexic, so I was never that skinny. I was never bony-bony. But I remember thinking, I don't want to be this skinny.

Power rises to the top like cream and dominates the weak with cruelty disguised as -- and often even believed to be -- benevolence.

On the Internet you get continuous innovation, so every year the streams are a little better.

I was fortunate in the last century to be in the two biggest hits film-wise, "Godfather I" and "Godfather II," and "Lonesome Dove".

The best guide in life is strength.