In the old days, the media is who held people accountable when they lied in politics. That isn't happening anymore.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Its better to hold a book between your Fingers than to Hold a Cigarette.

And Sky?” he asked, his voice soft. “Yes?”“Maybe you don’t need me, but I need you.

I always saw myself as really ugly. My father even told me I was ugly because I would shave my head and look like a boy.

True love comes when it will, not when it's called.

Books are for the most part willfully and hastily written, as parts of a system to supply a want real or imagined.

I had no interest in drinking in moderation. And I still don't. Just because all that time's passed doesn't mean maybe it was just a phase. That's you know, that's who I am.

Google makes so much money that it’s now worth three times more than every U.S. airline combined.

I think the set looks great. It's kind of like Battlestar Galactica meets like the Italian furniture fair.

Now, since I'm a husband and father, discrimination against women isn't just political, it's personal.

Something once lost will never return