In the papers this morning: 'Police closing in on Ian Holloway.' Sorry, it's 'Palace closing in on Ian Holloway.'

John Cross is feeling very boyish about Arsenal's chances

I don't want to stir up a can of worms.

Belgium's not a hotpot of international football

Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm

The man is United - cut him and he bleeds red

Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I've no idea

I'm not going to single individuals out but Yakubu has missed loads of great chances

I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that.

I've got my doubts, there's no doubt about it

Scotland have this habit of kicking themselves in the foot

The difference between black and white is Grace!" EL

Stop making excuses and start giving yourself enough reasons why you must eat healthier and exercise regularly. Excuses are your enemies of progress.

Gospel (good news) must be represented through the media

LSD is just a tool to turn us into what we are supposed to be.

At its best, the sensation of writing is that of any unmerited grace. It is handed to you, but only if you look for it.

Don't be afraid to scrape the paint off and do it again. This is the way you learn, trial and error, over and over, repetition. It pays you great dividends, great, great dividends.

I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.

True character stands the test of emergencies. Do not be mistaken, it is weakness from which the awakening is rude.

I'm pretty ruthless about that; I think when you sign over your story, you sign over your story.

I have to keep going to find out ultimately what is the matter with it in the end.