In the presence of death reason and philosophy are silent

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first.

Sometimes we all get dusty by a few mundane and tiring affairs—and merely need a gentle soul wash to see, and get deeply entangled with, the fervors of life again.

Some things aren’t meant for sunlight. The only place for them is in the shadows.

Where darkness had once overshadowed many of us, the radiant light of Christ exposed the truth that not one of us is truly ever alone.

Messi does incredible things, his stats make you cover your eyes. He cannot be compared to anyone.

All the men in my life have been two things: an epic and an epidemic.

Cheap meat is the problem. The answer is to replace meat recipes with vegan meals.

A weed is a plant out of place.

That's one of the major lessons: no president should ever take this nation to war without full public debate in the Congress and/or in the public.

All the old rules - if you say some crazy stuff you get your show canceled or you get your campaign ended - don't apply in the world of social media. They don't apply in the world of reality TV.