In the present every day is a miracle.

In the present, every day is a miracle.

When you can, always advise people to do what you see they really want to do. Doing what they want to do, they may succeed; doing what they don't want to do, they won't

Real rebels are rarely anything but second rate outside their rebellion; the drain of time and temper is ruinous to any other accomplishment.

Be virtuous and you'll be happy Nonsense Be happy and you'll begin to be virtuous.

A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.

I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.

I can't read ten pages of Steinbeck without throwing up.

The innocent supposition, entertained by most people, that even if they are not brilliant, they are not dumb, is correct only in a very relative sense.

The first test of ability and intelligence is to find a field of endeavor in which profits are large and risks small.

Because in fact I only lived to write, see no sense in life, have only forced "interests," wish every night, not urgently but quite definitely I could just not wake up tomorrow.

Less is more.

Of course words are magic. That's why they call it spelling.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

My mom definitely inspires me. She's just crazy when it comes to her fashion sense.

Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.

Death is the great hope of all life; the desire to expend itself; to be used and consumed by its own longing for itself.

When you set out for Ithaca, ask that your way be long

I've been college, but to be truthfully frank, weed is knowledge because it makes me think

We have all, at one time or another, been performers, and many of us still are - politicians, playboys, cardinals and kings.

When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.