In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Starting each day with a positive mindset is the most important step of your journey to discovering opportunity.

All young people sin, and sin produces discord, repellent vibrations which rifle the concert of life until the strings are gutless and flat. The kicks soon lead to kickbacks.

No matter where you go, there you are.

Isolation serves as the ideal antidote to the bone-aching stresses of work.

Life does not have to be perfect to be wonderful.

Freedom's untidy, and free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things.

Even when you sign a treaty like I think [Richard] Nixon did, the anti-ballistic missile treaty, George W. Bush reneged on it. He got out of. So any treaty can be withdrawn from.

Silence is the Mother of Truth, for the silent man was ever to be trusted, while the man ever ready with speech was never taken seriously.

If small business goes, big business does not have any future except to become the economic arm of a totalitarian state.

Restfulness is a quality for cattle; the virtues are all active, life is alert.