In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

For the record, telling your boyfriend that your not-as-dead-as-you-might-have-implied mother has been arrested for murder doesn’t go over well

Impression forms opinion, opinion deforms truth!

I have never known so much naive conviction allied to greater intellectual poverty.

Life is wonderful, so revel in its beauty. Be all you can be, and let go of the past. It is nothing but shadows.

When you give politicians the power to do what you think is right you're automatically giving politicians the power to do what you think is wrong.

But the whole point of liberation is that you get out. Restructure your life. Act by yourself.

Weakness is hard, but it doesn't have to mean defeat. It's our opportunity to experience God's power firsthand.

It is a marvellous thing to be physically a woman if only to know the marvels of a man.

There's nothing good on the news. You're not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers Morgan is in it, you know what I mean?

You are too free and untamable to be labeled.