In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special.

It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.

You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.

We are living in a moment where we have broken the equilibrium of the planet. We are not paying attention to our intuitive side. We only pay attention to our reason. We have become an urban animal

The greatest fear comes when God is a stranger.

I'm not pretending to be somebody who's got really limited craft skills. I just am a person who's got really limited craft skills.

Politics needs a flexible mind, for it has no immutable or eternal rules. In politics immutable or eternal rules lead to inevitable and swift defeat.

I put the cameras on her and told her to be obnoxious as she could possibly could be. She was.

Kindness in thinking creates profundity. Kindness in giving creates love.

Keeping a commitment to listening has led me to my own growth, beyond any imagined dreams I may have had throughout the years.

The beauty for Trump is that [Paul] Ryan et. al have worked on all this legislation and he is going to be able to hit the ground running.

You want the good life? You live where white people live, you go to school where white people go to school, and you shop where white people shop.