In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The body of truth has a much larger data base than the conscience of lies.

I, Larry Vail, do hereby confessTo murdering Merry in her little dress.To strangling and raping and making a mess.To all of these charges the answer is yes.

Communism has never come to power in a country that was not disrupted by war or corruption, or both.

I am so much of a mind now to be in the audience, to watch and to experience, and to feel, rather than having to get up and perform, I want my life to be less about performing.

If Iraq were to descend into chaos, the Europeans would feel the effects just as much as we would.

It's all about what they can get out of me.

CalArts was incredible for me. It's a school that I rave about and constantly want to give back to.

Gabrielle Union is my best friend.

Significance is about who we are before it is about what we do.

Self sacrifice is the real miracle out of which all the reported miracles grow.