In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.

It's a police mantra that all members of the public are guilty of something, but some members of the public are more guilty than others.

It is impossible to manufacture or imitate love.

Men may fight the battle, but women wage the war.

Humans have voids, and you need things to fill voids... I didn't have a dad to fill that male model void, so when I heard Eminem or freaking seen Dave Chapelle, that's what I gravitated to.

Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.

No endeavour is in vain; Its reward is in the doing.

I forgive all personal weaknesses except egomania and pretension.

your judgement judges you and defines you

Stand your ground means stand your ground. It doesn't mean chase after somebody who's turned their back.

I want to make sure I'm with a girl that's a good kisser, and that when I wake up, I have coffee and a cigarette. That's all I really want out of life. That, and world domination.

Everything that the Sam Simon Foundation does is supposed to help dogs and people - that's our mission.