In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd.

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

Most of my ideas just come out funny.

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.

It's never fun to read death threats.

I sort of fell out of new music. I'm old, I like what I like, and that's that.

Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.

There's a lot of dopes in life, and in film school. The interesting people are usually easy to find.

Funny people don't really laugh very much.

Dads are awkward because they're older guys who aren't cool anymore and are figuring out who they are, and they often make bad choices in fashion and music.

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future.

I don't see myself as a diva at all.

Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself.

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.

It's not a real adventure when you have to pay for it.

There are no guarantees in life, but I believe faith provides all of us with a foundation to live the best lives possible - knowing that there is a higher being who loves us and will never leave us.

I shop for clothes when I have time - early in the morning or late at night.

I ain’t no hipster, but girl I can make your hips stir.

Well, I think what we need to remember is that budget deficits can impede economic activity.

By God! I will not tell you more to-day, Judge any way you will - what matters it?