In the world of mulesThere are no rules.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

The Marxist thus finds himself in real agreement with the Christian in those two beliefs which Christianity paradoxically demands - that poverty is blessed and yet ought to be removed.

I hold that a strongly marked personality can influence descendants for generations.

For me, horror movies are a real escape.

Raising children is an uncertain thing success is reached only after a life of battle and worry.

I, too, am beginning to feel an immense need to become a savage and create a new world.

Nothing ever dies, nothing ever goes away.

I've always been a workhorse, and I've been supporting myself since I was 15.

It feels like he's marking me. Like he's preparing me for something monumental. That could both change and ruin my life.

There is no doubt that our last state will be worse than our first, if we surrender our reason into somebody's keeping.

The climate change movement is a river overflowing seeping into every nook and cranny.