In there?' She nodded. 'You want us to go into the tortoise?' Another nod. 'It's alive.' Another nod.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Self-education is lifelong curiosity.

When you are wise, peace shall follow.

Don’t just hope the big idea is going to come, make it happen

Were revolutions ever really that we thought them to be?

My thoughts ran a wool-gathering.

I have been trying all my life to like Scotchmen, and am obliged to desist from the experiment in despair.

It's not the big things that add up in the end; it's the hundreds, thousands, or millions of little things that separate the ordinary from the extraordinary.

Our single greatest challenge is the ability to move power to markets outside North Dakota.

A job is a job, and there are days that are going to be boring, or you have a boss you don't like, or people you work with.

Florence Farr once said to me, If we could say to ourselves, with sincerity, 'this passing moment is as good as any I shall ever know,' we could die upon the instant and be united with God.