In this country, a smart leader is suspect. That's just the way it is. Even George Bush's father, who was a lot smarter than the son, had to sort of prove that he wasn't that bright.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

We know the inner call to lay down our lives for one another because He laid down His life for us. What a powerful death! The cross ransoms, the cross liberates, the cross transforms!

We ultimately don't get what we want, we get what we are.

You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.

Every vote for a governing office is an instrument for enslaving me.

Adopt the standard of perfection, because it is a perfect universe.

The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury.

It's all about new techniques -- simplifying old techniques, and consolidating steps. Making things go faster, but not worse.

Over a very small number of rolls of the dice, the uncertainty principle is very important.

The Radiohead record, 'The Bends' is my all-time favorite record on the planet.

I think television is doing a better job than films in terms of representing people, but television is still not diverse.