In this springtime of hope, some lights seem eternal; America's is.

Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, leave the rest to God.

There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.

A nation that cannot control its borders is not a nation.

We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.

If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question.

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

It's not that liberals aren't smart, it's just that so much of what they know isn't so

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

You judge people in the context of their time, not in the context of ours.

No, no - I think about thinking

Show me the man and I'll show you the law.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

Pure air, sunlight, abstemiousness, rest, exercise, proper diet, the use of water, trust in Divine power-these are the true remedies.

You'll see. She can be nice sometimes.

Don't limit yourself and don't let anyone put a limit on your potential.

I told Pat I want to be him for Halloween. I almost got hit and I told Pat I should stop teasing him.

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.